Are we even sure Auston Matthews actually passes the Turing Test? #itsdefinitelyaprettyspecialfeeling
this is disappointing. i was kinda counting on those mechanicals. these bud light limes don't pay for themselves eh? https://t.co/T7FhQ7dEu7
whatever happened to the good old fashioned lure of hard drugs, STD's and extralegal killing? https://t.co/qRHDnbWLlq
Don't worry everybody I'm sure PunkVoter is on the case!
Celebrating three decades of life in the political and musical hinterlands, Propagandhi released their sixth studio album, Failed States, on September 4th, 2012. Failed States ...
somebody get the damn booking agent on the horn STAT! glad to take some small part of the blame for this endeavour. https://t.co/sREuwp0oQB
Haha (and by "haha" I obviously mean "haha") https://t.co/jIVlIOM043
The ongoing, excruciatingly tedious concessions of what indigenous people have been telling us all along. https://t.co/Ai2Ux9zcVy
You're like "fuck was Marty Friedman hot in 1991" and while technically correct, you are, in this case, very wrong. https://t.co/ktfnLPOz6u
Naturally, the suspicious package on my front step turns out be from @mcsole @djpain1 #score https://t.co/ovHtf1mZDR
Do I have any "friends" in "Toronto" who are going by the "airport" in the next couple days that could pick up my "hat" from lost & found?
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