My lady and I agreed that I could sleep with TONS of girls if I lost weight and pretended I wasn't the person I actually am.
She also looks like Maureen Ponderosa and I want her inside me.
Bartender just suggested a wine to me. I told her it has a lovely open wound feel with urine undertones. Not lying either.
The phrase "punk" gets thrown around a lot these days but for over a decade Off With Their Heads has eschewed trends and embodied that ...
Photo: I might not have any pants, but I have a few other things. A free spirit, a lust for life and only 9... http://t.co/Zg6GIgRRGA
Photo: Hey New York friends! My friend Mike is setting up this show tomorrow (Thursday August 27th) at The... http://t.co/DsO7FPoZ0e
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Hey @OMGitsLexi ! Today I watched funny or die and saw you die from a cocaine overdose after banging a parrot. Seriously. My hero!
Photo: I call this one “backsass”. http://t.co/y9K05arkWE
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