Thank god Ann Coulter has a booming, loud, terrible limp dick voice that jizzes out moronic ideas that impregnate the uninformed.
I'd like to give @daveandbusters a shout out for giving me and my friends an incredibly… https://t.co/52lIgDUHaP
Headed to Rochester NY for another acoustic banger. I'll try and rope in my uncomfortable story… https://t.co/FGn7WNc3Ki
I haven't seen my mom in years, but I bet she smells like Christian soap and smugness.
The phrase "punk" gets thrown around a lot these days but for over a decade Off With Their Heads has eschewed trends and embodied that ...
Listening to The Ducky Boys on the way to crash in Boston. Can't fucking believe the guys that influenced me as a young'n like my band. 💁🏻
I'm chubby. Sort of funny and wear green tee shirts. I bet I could get @billyeichner to come see our band play Irving plaza next week.
Episode 139 is up. John and I are on the road. Bumming out a venue near you.......https://t.co/6V8WrhUptj
Off to Woooooostah MA to play Hotel Vernon today. Come revive me. https://t.co/amtYXohE25
My new sounds: Episode 139 ft. Dr. John Polydoros https://t.co/KTpwVdoOOv on #SoundCloud
Unfortunately true. https://t.co/dgMQDqeGyB
I think you need to degrease those sausage fingers before typing. https://t.co/svX1cYBDhq
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