New Boobs

Ribbed, NOFX

Contributors
Vocals, Bass: Fat Mike
Guitar: Eric Melvin
Guitar: Steve Kidwiller
Drums: Groggy Nodbeggar
Lyrics

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore

New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs

(My Darling, I love you
And you know my love is true
But, sweetheart, something's come between us
And those new boobs just aren't you)

@fatmike_of_nofx

It took 6 days..... but I finally did it! I’m actually drown boarding!!!!
Thanks so much Rick!!!!!!!
#drownboardinghttps://t.co/go8JOMbxxy

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@fatmike_of_nofx

This is Rick Devoe’s son midhandle with a really great idea.... it’s a good thing Rick put the shark filter on the… https://t.co/iB94mPylR1

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Goin to the New Years Costume Party in Big Red.....
#doinstuffisoverrated
#surfersthatdresskooky @ SaladitaBeach https://t.co/ZuMMreYYtC

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@fatmike_of_nofx

I caught one this big.....
#polesitwaiting @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa Zihuataneno. https://t.co/dboROCuZ4n

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Proud to present the first record produced by my production team, the Dcomposers
#dcomposers #thebombpops https://t.co/swxDyr4iuh

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Proud to present the first record produced by my production team, the Dcomposers
#dcomposers #thebombpops https://t.co/swxDyr4iuh

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@fatmike_of_nofx

We planted a sink in the neighborhood today. That’s what good neighbors do!
#doinstuffforthegreatergood @ Addison P… https://t.co/MoJMBWXITI

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Between the three of us, we’ve been surfing our whole lives.... plus one week!
#surfpunks
#drownboardersparadise @… https://t.co/TSqfpGEkAC

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Nobody told me there was gonna be blood!!!!!!!!!!
#firstandlastfishever
#cervicheguevara @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa… https://t.co/RYk6tLBGVi

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Proud to present the first record produced by my production team, the Dcomposers
#dcomposers #thebombpops https://t.co/swxDyr4iuh

See Original

@fatmike_of_nofx

We planted a sink in the neighborhood today. That’s what good neighbors do!
#doinstuffforthegreatergood @ Addison P… https://t.co/MoJMBWXITI

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Between the three of us, we’ve been surfing our whole lives.... plus one week!
#surfpunks
#drownboardersparadise @… https://t.co/TSqfpGEkAC

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Nobody told me there was gonna be blood!!!!!!!!!!
#firstandlastfishever
#cervicheguevara @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa… https://t.co/RYk6tLBGVi

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@fatmike_of_nofx

It took 6 days..... but I finally did it! I’m actually drown boarding!!!!
Thanks so much Rick!!!!!!!
#drownboardinghttps://t.co/go8JOMbxxy

See Original

@fatmike_of_nofx

This is Rick Devoe’s son midhandle with a really great idea.... it’s a good thing Rick put the shark filter on the… https://t.co/iB94mPylR1

See Original

@fatmike_of_nofx

Goin to the New Years Costume Party in Big Red.....
#doinstuffisoverrated
#surfersthatdresskooky @ SaladitaBeach https://t.co/ZuMMreYYtC

See Original

@fatmike_of_nofx

I caught one this big.....
#polesitwaiting @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa Zihuataneno. https://t.co/dboROCuZ4n

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Yes, this is really something I’m doing.... cuz I’m not busy enough. Send questions to podcast@un-safewords.com… https://t.co/7lOGs815HN

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