New Boobs

Ribbed, NOFX

Contributors
Vocals, Bass: Fat Mike
Guitar: Eric Melvin
Guitar: Steve Kidwiller
Drums: Groggy Nodbeggar
Lyrics

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore

New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs

(My Darling, I love you
And you know my love is true
But, sweetheart, something's come between us
And those new boobs just aren't you)

@fatmike_of_nofx

Thank you CJM! But My real name is actually John Jacob Jingleheimershmidt, but at least my birthday is on Jan 16th. https://t.co/mdvlQPJOIl

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Barcelona Punk In Drublic sold out! Low tickets on the other PID shows. You’ve been warned.

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Würzburg Punk In Drublic is now sold out. Get tickets to the other dates while you still can. #nofx #punkindrublic @ Würzburg

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Dude, I’d love to send you a record! Maybe even record with you again! Write me. https://t.co/TIIFmUm4ql

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Fuck yeah! Get Dead and Indecline!!!!!
https://t.co/hOESc1Wthx

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Dude, I’d love to send you a record! Maybe even record with you again! Write me. https://t.co/TIIFmUm4ql

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Fuck yeah! Get Dead and Indecline!!!!!
https://t.co/hOESc1Wthx

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Thank you CJM! But My real name is actually John Jacob Jingleheimershmidt, but at least my birthday is on Jan 16th. https://t.co/mdvlQPJOIl

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Barcelona Punk In Drublic sold out! Low tickets on the other PID shows. You’ve been warned.

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Würzburg Punk In Drublic is now sold out. Get tickets to the other dates while you still can. #nofx #punkindrublic @ Würzburg

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Fatty and Milo bouncing on a bridge during Punk Rock Holiday 2016. Stoked to be back there again with Descendents this August!

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Thanks Hannover! The extra 2,000 tickets on sale yesterday sold out in 8 minutes! All the Punk In Drublic dates below. Get tickets while you still can.
03.05. DE Köln - Tanzbrunnen Köln (Open Air)
04.05. DE Hannover - Kulturzentrum Faust (Faust Wiese Open Air)
08.05. FR Angoulême - LaNef Angoulême (Open Air)
10.05. DE Saarbrücken - Saarlandhalle
11.05. DE Würzburg - s.Oliver Würzburg
12.05. AT Dornbirn - Messehalle Dornbirn
14.05. ES Madrid - WiZink Center
17.05 ...

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