What's The Matter With Parents Today?

Pump Up The Valuum, NOFX

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Mom and dad
How'd you get so rad?
When exactly did you get so hip?

Wearing teenage clothes
You're always coming to my shows
And telling me that I should mellow out

It's absurd
They're singing every word
You're not supposed to like my band
Things I like you don't understand

So please put down that rum and Coke
That's not behaviour for old folk
Can we just hang on holidays
Dad and mom
What planet are you from?
And what convinced you to pack up and leave
Doing drugs
And asking me for hugs
What's the matter with parents today?

Not again
When will it end?
Dad's dressing like Motley Crue
And why is moms hair dyed bright blue?

And stayin' out till 2 or 3
Then having sex publicly
I thought the apple fell far from the tree

Mom and dad, I think you ought
To quit smoking so much pot
And hanging with my friends

Laying round, on the couch
With my Misfits records out
Softly banging your head

Maybe its just a passing phase
What's the matter with my parents these days?

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It took 6 days..... but I finally did it! I’m actually drown boarding!!!!
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Proud to present the first record produced by my production team, the Dcomposers
#dcomposers #thebombpops https://t.co/swxDyr4iuh

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Proud to present the first record produced by my production team, the Dcomposers
#dcomposers #thebombpops https://t.co/swxDyr4iuh

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@fatmike_of_nofx

We planted a sink in the neighborhood today. That’s what good neighbors do!
#doinstuffforthegreatergood @ Addison P… https://t.co/MoJMBWXITI

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Between the three of us, we’ve been surfing our whole lives.... plus one week!
#surfpunks
#drownboardersparadise @… https://t.co/TSqfpGEkAC

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Nobody told me there was gonna be blood!!!!!!!!!!
#firstandlastfishever
#cervicheguevara @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa… https://t.co/RYk6tLBGVi

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@fatmike_of_nofx

It took 6 days..... but I finally did it! I’m actually drown boarding!!!!
Thanks so much Rick!!!!!!!
#drownboardinghttps://t.co/go8JOMbxxy

See Original

@fatmike_of_nofx

This is Rick Devoe’s son midhandle with a really great idea.... it’s a good thing Rick put the shark filter on the… https://t.co/iB94mPylR1

See Original

@fatmike_of_nofx

Goin to the New Years Costume Party in Big Red.....
#doinstuffisoverrated
#surfersthatdresskooky @ SaladitaBeach https://t.co/ZuMMreYYtC

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@fatmike_of_nofx

I caught one this big.....
#polesitwaiting @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa Zihuataneno. https://t.co/dboROCuZ4n

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