What's The Matter With Parents Today?

Pump Up The Valuum, NOFX

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Mom and dad
How'd you get so rad?
When exactly did you get so hip?

Wearing teenage clothes
You're always coming to my shows
And telling me that I should mellow out

It's absurd
They're singing every word
You're not supposed to like my band
Things I like you don't understand

So please put down that rum and Coke
That's not behaviour for old folk
Can we just hang on holidays
Dad and mom
What planet are you from?
And what convinced you to pack up and leave
Doing drugs
And asking me for hugs
What's the matter with parents today?

Not again
When will it end?
Dad's dressing like Motley Crue
And why is moms hair dyed bright blue?

And stayin' out till 2 or 3
Then having sex publicly
I thought the apple fell far from the tree

Mom and dad, I think you ought
To quit smoking so much pot
And hanging with my friends

Laying round, on the couch
With my Misfits records out
Softly banging your head

Maybe its just a passing phase
What's the matter with my parents these days?

@fatmike_of_nofx

Thank you CJM! But My real name is actually John Jacob Jingleheimershmidt, but at least my birthday is on Jan 16th. https://t.co/mdvlQPJOIl

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Barcelona Punk In Drublic sold out! Low tickets on the other PID shows. You’ve been warned.

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Würzburg Punk In Drublic is now sold out. Get tickets to the other dates while you still can. #nofx #punkindrublic @ Würzburg

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Fuck yeah! Get Dead and Indecline!!!!!
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@fatmike_of_nofx

Dude, I’d love to send you a record! Maybe even record with you again! Write me. https://t.co/TIIFmUm4ql

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Fuck yeah! Get Dead and Indecline!!!!!
https://t.co/hOESc1Wthx

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Thank you CJM! But My real name is actually John Jacob Jingleheimershmidt, but at least my birthday is on Jan 16th. https://t.co/mdvlQPJOIl

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Barcelona Punk In Drublic sold out! Low tickets on the other PID shows. You’ve been warned.

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Würzburg Punk In Drublic is now sold out. Get tickets to the other dates while you still can. #nofx #punkindrublic @ Würzburg

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Fatty and Milo bouncing on a bridge during Punk Rock Holiday 2016. Stoked to be back there again with Descendents this August!

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Thanks Hannover! The extra 2,000 tickets on sale yesterday sold out in 8 minutes! All the Punk In Drublic dates below. Get tickets while you still can.
03.05. DE Köln - Tanzbrunnen Köln (Open Air)
04.05. DE Hannover - Kulturzentrum Faust (Faust Wiese Open Air)
08.05. FR Angoulême - LaNef Angoulême (Open Air)
10.05. DE Saarbrücken - Saarlandhalle
11.05. DE Würzburg - s.Oliver Würzburg
12.05. AT Dornbirn - Messehalle Dornbirn
14.05. ES Madrid - WiZink Center
17.05 ...

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