Theme From A NOFX Album

Pump Up The Valuum, NOFX

Lyrics

We're professional punkers
We come from the suburbs
After 15 years, we're still having fun
Now we're over 30, not looking so purty
At least we got a beat up accordion

That's Eric our drummer, his father's a plummer
He drank enough booze to get Rhode Island drunk
Now sober but smelly he's got one big belly
From livin' the good life provided by punk

Singin' singin' singin'
Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
We're over 30 we're doing just fine

Hefe's not satanic he's one hip Hispanic
He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin
He wears baggy pants he know how to breakdance
You've seen him do every impersonation

That's Melvin on six-string "some tell me I can't sing"
Oh I think you can just don't do it 'round me
Stick with what you know playing guitar solo
With Hetson and Watt in punk karaoke

Singin' singin' singin'
Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
We're over 30 we're doing just fine

My name is Fat Mike I'm obsessed with big lesbians
I've been a punkrocker for most of my life
I sing kinda flat I'm not really so fat
But that's how I hit them with a hook or a slice

I'm Kent I do sound "Look he's getting so round"
Like Timmy The Turtle he counts as he clicks
I'm Jay (I don't care) someone please cut his hair
I'm Limo from Scotland so gimme haggis

Singin' singin' singin'
Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
We're over 30 we're doing just fine

Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
Throw me a qualude, or chop me a line
We're pushing 40 we're doing just fine

Buy me a castle or pass me a bong
give me Glenlivet, I'll sing you this song.
Open another big box of cheap wine,
if you take the low road then I'll take the high.

@fatmike_of_nofx

Thank you CJM! But My real name is actually John Jacob Jingleheimershmidt, but at least my birthday is on Jan 16th. https://t.co/mdvlQPJOIl

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Barcelona Punk In Drublic sold out! Low tickets on the other PID shows. You’ve been warned.

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Würzburg Punk In Drublic is now sold out. Get tickets to the other dates while you still can. #nofx #punkindrublic @ Würzburg

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Dude, I’d love to send you a record! Maybe even record with you again! Write me. https://t.co/TIIFmUm4ql

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Fuck yeah! Get Dead and Indecline!!!!!
https://t.co/hOESc1Wthx

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Dude, I’d love to send you a record! Maybe even record with you again! Write me. https://t.co/TIIFmUm4ql

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Fuck yeah! Get Dead and Indecline!!!!!
https://t.co/hOESc1Wthx

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Thank you CJM! But My real name is actually John Jacob Jingleheimershmidt, but at least my birthday is on Jan 16th. https://t.co/mdvlQPJOIl

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Barcelona Punk In Drublic sold out! Low tickets on the other PID shows. You’ve been warned.

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Würzburg Punk In Drublic is now sold out. Get tickets to the other dates while you still can. #nofx #punkindrublic @ Würzburg

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Fatty and Milo bouncing on a bridge during Punk Rock Holiday 2016. Stoked to be back there again with Descendents this August!

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Thanks Hannover! The extra 2,000 tickets on sale yesterday sold out in 8 minutes! All the Punk In Drublic dates below. Get tickets while you still can.
03.05. DE Köln - Tanzbrunnen Köln (Open Air)
04.05. DE Hannover - Kulturzentrum Faust (Faust Wiese Open Air)
08.05. FR Angoulême - LaNef Angoulême (Open Air)
10.05. DE Saarbrücken - Saarlandhalle
11.05. DE Würzburg - s.Oliver Würzburg
12.05. AT Dornbirn - Messehalle Dornbirn
14.05. ES Madrid - WiZink Center
17.05 ...

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