My Vagina

Pump Up The Valuum, NOFX

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My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

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It took 6 days..... but I finally did it! I’m actually drown boarding!!!!
Thanks so much Rick!!!!!!!
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I caught one this big.....
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@fatmike_of_nofx

Proud to present the first record produced by my production team, the Dcomposers
#dcomposers #thebombpops https://t.co/swxDyr4iuh

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@fatmike_of_nofx

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Nobody told me there was gonna be blood!!!!!!!!!!
#firstandlastfishever
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@fatmike_of_nofx

Proud to present the first record produced by my production team, the Dcomposers
#dcomposers #thebombpops https://t.co/swxDyr4iuh

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@fatmike_of_nofx

We planted a sink in the neighborhood today. That’s what good neighbors do!
#doinstuffforthegreatergood @ Addison P… https://t.co/MoJMBWXITI

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Between the three of us, we’ve been surfing our whole lives.... plus one week!
#surfpunks
#drownboardersparadise @… https://t.co/TSqfpGEkAC

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Nobody told me there was gonna be blood!!!!!!!!!!
#firstandlastfishever
#cervicheguevara @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa… https://t.co/RYk6tLBGVi

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@fatmike_of_nofx

It took 6 days..... but I finally did it! I’m actually drown boarding!!!!
Thanks so much Rick!!!!!!!
#drownboardinghttps://t.co/go8JOMbxxy

See Original

@fatmike_of_nofx

This is Rick Devoe’s son midhandle with a really great idea.... it’s a good thing Rick put the shark filter on the… https://t.co/iB94mPylR1

See Original

@fatmike_of_nofx

Goin to the New Years Costume Party in Big Red.....
#doinstuffisoverrated
#surfersthatdresskooky @ SaladitaBeach https://t.co/ZuMMreYYtC

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@fatmike_of_nofx

I caught one this big.....
#polesitwaiting @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa Zihuataneno. https://t.co/dboROCuZ4n

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@fatmike_of_nofx

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