Louise

Pump Up The Valuum, NOFX

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She gotta walk with a silicone cock
Sticking in her ass, and one in her cunt
A butterfly vibrator strapped tight to her clit
But who's got the remote control?

That would belong to Louise
She's got a new pet, a real vaginal tease
Mommy's little girl is gonna do as she please
If she don't wanna get a spanking

She likes to speak like a 6 year old brat
Mommy discipline me, you know I've been bad
Start with a cat then she'll move to a crop
Neither one is willing to stop

She knows how girls just wanna have fun
With four piercings on each side of her labia
A little luggage lock connecting each one
Prevents her girl from going astray

Slut you think you've seen your master mean?
You better lick my puss and asshole clean
Treat my clit like bubble gum
Bitch make me cum

It's time for bed she'll be secure in her head
Between her thighs for a thorough night suck
Along with this she'll be drinking her piss
So Louise don't have to get up

Two goddesses in love
One resides below, one reigns from above
One adorns and cuffs while one covets keys
The purgatorial touch, of Louise

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Proud to present the first record produced by my production team, the Dcomposers
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@fatmike_of_nofx

Proud to present the first record produced by my production team, the Dcomposers
#dcomposers #thebombpops https://t.co/swxDyr4iuh

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@fatmike_of_nofx

We planted a sink in the neighborhood today. That’s what good neighbors do!
#doinstuffforthegreatergood @ Addison P… https://t.co/MoJMBWXITI

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Between the three of us, we’ve been surfing our whole lives.... plus one week!
#surfpunks
#drownboardersparadise @… https://t.co/TSqfpGEkAC

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Nobody told me there was gonna be blood!!!!!!!!!!
#firstandlastfishever
#cervicheguevara @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa… https://t.co/RYk6tLBGVi

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@fatmike_of_nofx

It took 6 days..... but I finally did it! I’m actually drown boarding!!!!
Thanks so much Rick!!!!!!!
#drownboardinghttps://t.co/go8JOMbxxy

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@fatmike_of_nofx

This is Rick Devoe’s son midhandle with a really great idea.... it’s a good thing Rick put the shark filter on the… https://t.co/iB94mPylR1

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Goin to the New Years Costume Party in Big Red.....
#doinstuffisoverrated
#surfersthatdresskooky @ SaladitaBeach https://t.co/ZuMMreYYtC

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@fatmike_of_nofx

I caught one this big.....
#polesitwaiting @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa Zihuataneno. https://t.co/dboROCuZ4n

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