Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)

Pump Up The Valuum, NOFX

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Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing
I don't see you eat a talking bird

Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No Manhattan style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it, they don't have a face

They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes, to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery

I don't believe it's selfish
To eat defenseless shellfish

No chowder for you, clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too

@fatmike_of_nofx

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Barcelona Punk In Drublic sold out! Low tickets on the other PID shows. You’ve been warned.

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Würzburg Punk In Drublic is now sold out. Get tickets to the other dates while you still can. #nofx #punkindrublic @ Würzburg

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Dude, I’d love to send you a record! Maybe even record with you again! Write me. https://t.co/TIIFmUm4ql

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Fuck yeah! Get Dead and Indecline!!!!!
https://t.co/hOESc1Wthx

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Thank you CJM! But My real name is actually John Jacob Jingleheimershmidt, but at least my birthday is on Jan 16th. https://t.co/mdvlQPJOIl

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Barcelona Punk In Drublic sold out! Low tickets on the other PID shows. You’ve been warned.

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Würzburg Punk In Drublic is now sold out. Get tickets to the other dates while you still can. #nofx #punkindrublic @ Würzburg

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Fatty and Milo bouncing on a bridge during Punk Rock Holiday 2016. Stoked to be back there again with Descendents this August!

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Thanks Hannover! The extra 2,000 tickets on sale yesterday sold out in 8 minutes! All the Punk In Drublic dates below. Get tickets while you still can.
03.05. DE Köln - Tanzbrunnen Köln (Open Air)
04.05. DE Hannover - Kulturzentrum Faust (Faust Wiese Open Air)
08.05. FR Angoulême - LaNef Angoulême (Open Air)
10.05. DE Saarbrücken - Saarlandhalle
11.05. DE Würzburg - s.Oliver Würzburg
12.05. AT Dornbirn - Messehalle Dornbirn
14.05. ES Madrid - WiZink Center
17.05 ...

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