Hot Dog In A Hallway

Heavy Petting Zoo, NOFX

Contributors
Vocals, Bass: Fat Mike
Guitar: Eric Melvin
Guitar, Trumpet: El Hefe
Drums: Erik Sandin
Lyrics

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation

I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my Phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Thank you CJM! But My real name is actually John Jacob Jingleheimershmidt, but at least my birthday is on Jan 16th. https://t.co/mdvlQPJOIl

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Dude, I’d love to send you a record! Maybe even record with you again! Write me. https://t.co/TIIFmUm4ql

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Fuck yeah! Get Dead and Indecline!!!!!
https://t.co/hOESc1Wthx

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Thank you CJM! But My real name is actually John Jacob Jingleheimershmidt, but at least my birthday is on Jan 16th. https://t.co/mdvlQPJOIl

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Würzburg Punk In Drublic is now sold out. Get tickets to the other dates while you still can. #nofx #punkindrublic @ Würzburg

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