Hot Dog In A Hallway

Heavy Petting Zoo, NOFX

Contributors
Vocals, Bass: Fat Mike
Guitar: Eric Melvin
Guitar, Trumpet: El Hefe
Drums: Erik Sandin
Lyrics

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation

I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my Phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

@fatmike_of_nofx

It took 6 days..... but I finally did it! I’m actually drown boarding!!!!
Thanks so much Rick!!!!!!!
#drownboardinghttps://t.co/go8JOMbxxy

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@fatmike_of_nofx

This is Rick Devoe’s son midhandle with a really great idea.... it’s a good thing Rick put the shark filter on the… https://t.co/iB94mPylR1

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Goin to the New Years Costume Party in Big Red.....
#doinstuffisoverrated
#surfersthatdresskooky @ SaladitaBeach https://t.co/ZuMMreYYtC

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@fatmike_of_nofx

I caught one this big.....
#polesitwaiting @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa Zihuataneno. https://t.co/dboROCuZ4n

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Proud to present the first record produced by my production team, the Dcomposers
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@fatmike_of_nofx

Proud to present the first record produced by my production team, the Dcomposers
#dcomposers #thebombpops https://t.co/swxDyr4iuh

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@fatmike_of_nofx

We planted a sink in the neighborhood today. That’s what good neighbors do!
#doinstuffforthegreatergood @ Addison P… https://t.co/MoJMBWXITI

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Between the three of us, we’ve been surfing our whole lives.... plus one week!
#surfpunks
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@fatmike_of_nofx

Nobody told me there was gonna be blood!!!!!!!!!!
#firstandlastfishever
#cervicheguevara @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa… https://t.co/RYk6tLBGVi

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Proud to present the first record produced by my production team, the Dcomposers
#dcomposers #thebombpops https://t.co/swxDyr4iuh

See Original

@fatmike_of_nofx

We planted a sink in the neighborhood today. That’s what good neighbors do!
#doinstuffforthegreatergood @ Addison P… https://t.co/MoJMBWXITI

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Between the three of us, we’ve been surfing our whole lives.... plus one week!
#surfpunks
#drownboardersparadise @… https://t.co/TSqfpGEkAC

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Nobody told me there was gonna be blood!!!!!!!!!!
#firstandlastfishever
#cervicheguevara @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa… https://t.co/RYk6tLBGVi

See Original

@fatmike_of_nofx

It took 6 days..... but I finally did it! I’m actually drown boarding!!!!
Thanks so much Rick!!!!!!!
#drownboardinghttps://t.co/go8JOMbxxy

See Original

@fatmike_of_nofx

This is Rick Devoe’s son midhandle with a really great idea.... it’s a good thing Rick put the shark filter on the… https://t.co/iB94mPylR1

See Original

@fatmike_of_nofx

Goin to the New Years Costume Party in Big Red.....
#doinstuffisoverrated
#surfersthatdresskooky @ SaladitaBeach https://t.co/ZuMMreYYtC

See Original

@fatmike_of_nofx

I caught one this big.....
#polesitwaiting @ Playa Troncones, Ixtapa Zihuataneno. https://t.co/dboROCuZ4n

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@fatmike_of_nofx

Yes, this is really something I’m doing.... cuz I’m not busy enough. Send questions to podcast@un-safewords.com… https://t.co/7lOGs815HN

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