Vampire Alberta Blues

Winter Wheat, John K. Samson

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Oh the vampire Alberta stalks across the money market rates and ducks into a Hummer. The vampire Alberta wears a bowtie and a pin that says Support the Arts. Yeah the vampire Alberta takes a photo for another slide in the PowerPoint of all the places we won’t remember. Oh the vampire Alberta wipes an oily mouth along
a sleeve of forest in the foothills. The vampire Alberta drools a perfect inky tailing pond, and shakes awake. The vampire Alberta lifts a nearly empty glass and pleads, “I need another one of these, and keep ’em coming.” Good times are coming.

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Shelter Valley Folk Festival tonight at 8:00 PM. Tomorrow is Orillia at The Brownstone Cafe

http://www.facebook.com/events/426307757406058

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Danke für eine tolle Tour durch Deutschland, Österreich und die Schweiz. Danke auch an Shotgun Jimmie & Sir Simon!

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Wichtige Durchsage an die Hamburger:
Beim Konzert am 27.05. im Uebel & Gefährlich ist schon um 19:30 Uhr Einlass - Sir Simon eröffnet um 20:30 Uhr.

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Artist Bio

John K. Samson

John K. Samson

Inspired by the search for connection and community, his hometown of Winnipeg, and our individual and collective struggles with addictions to drugs, screens, and fossil ...

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A message from John:

I’m grateful for your thoughtful attention to the news displayed here at my artist facebook page. I don’t participate in social media myself, so all posts are made by the kind people at Epitaph/ANTI Records.

I’d be very happy to hear from you if you’d like to write me a letter or a postcard. I’m at P.O. Box 83, 971 Corydon Avenue, Winnipeg, Manitoba, R3M 3S3, Canada.

Thanks very ...

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A message from John:

I’m grateful for your thoughtful attention to the news displayed here at my artist facebook page. I don’t participate in social media myself, so all posts are made by the kind people at Epitaph/ANTI Records.

I’d be very happy to hear from you if you’d like to write me a letter or a postcard. I’m at P.O. Box 83, 971 Corydon Avenue, Winnipeg, Manitoba, R3M 3S3, Canada.

Thanks very ...

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Thanks to everyone who came out to the shows.

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John K. Samson will be playing the following shows in Europe in November / December:

JOHN K. SAMSON solo
Support: Sir Simon

29.11. BE - Eeklo, N9
30.11. Essen, Zeche Carl
01.12. CH - Zürich, Eldorado
02.12. A - Dornbirn, Conrad Sohm
03.12. Reutlingen, FranzK
04.12. Köln, Blue Shell
05.12. UK - Kingston, Fighting Cocks
06.12. UK - Manchester, Kraak (sold out)
08.12. UK - London, Oslo
09.12. Neunkirchen, Stummsche Reithalle
10.12. Wiesbaden, Schlachthof

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John has some solo shows lined up for November. He would also like you to know his curling team won their first game. www.johnksamson.com/updates

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John passes on his sincere thanks to all who attended the recent shows in Ontario. Just a reminder that this site is administered by his labels, and sometimes his tour manager, and he isn't active on Facebook. You can write to JKS at: PO Box 83, 971 Corydon Ave., Winnipeg, MB, R3M 3S3, Canada.

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A message from John:

I’m grateful for your thoughtful attention to the news displayed here at my artist facebook page. I don’t participate in social media myself, so all posts are made by the kind people at Epitaph/ANTI Records.

I’d be very happy to hear from you if you’d like to write me a letter or a postcard. I’m at P.O. Box 83, 971 Corydon Avenue, Winnipeg, Manitoba, R3M 3S3, Canada.

Thanks very ...

See Original

Thanks to everyone who came out to the shows.

See Original

John K. Samson will be playing the following shows in Europe in November / December:

JOHN K. SAMSON solo
Support: Sir Simon

29.11. BE - Eeklo, N9
30.11. Essen, Zeche Carl
01.12. CH - Zürich, Eldorado
02.12. A - Dornbirn, Conrad Sohm
03.12. Reutlingen, FranzK
04.12. Köln, Blue Shell
05.12. UK - Kingston, Fighting Cocks
06.12. UK - Manchester, Kraak (sold out)
08.12. UK - London, Oslo
09.12. Neunkirchen, Stummsche Reithalle
10.12. Wiesbaden, Schlachthof

Tickets can ...

See Original

John has some solo shows lined up for November. He would also like you to know his curling team won their first game. www.johnksamson.com/updates

See Original

John passes on his sincere thanks to all who attended the recent shows in Ontario. Just a reminder that this site is administered by his labels, and sometimes his tour manager, and he isn't active on Facebook. You can write to JKS at: PO Box 83, 971 Corydon Ave., Winnipeg, MB, R3M 3S3, Canada.

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Shelter Valley Folk Festival tonight at 8:00 PM. Tomorrow is Orillia at The Brownstone Cafe

http://www.facebook.com/events/426307757406058

See Original

Danke für eine tolle Tour durch Deutschland, Österreich und die Schweiz. Danke auch an Shotgun Jimmie & Sir Simon!

See Original

Wichtige Durchsage an die Hamburger:
Beim Konzert am 27.05. im Uebel & Gefährlich ist schon um 19:30 Uhr Einlass - Sir Simon eröffnet um 20:30 Uhr.

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