Testosterone

Hypercaffium Spazzinate, Descendents

Lyrics

Need it bad, someone gimme a dose
Need it bad, testosterone
I’m not God…I wanna be one

Good things don’t come to those who wait
They only come to those who take
I waited so long to have my chance
They told me I didn’t have what it takes
So slam it right here in my vein

Need it bad, someone gimme a dose
Need it bad, testosterone
I’m not God…I wanna be one

So gimme more – no, gimme all of those
I want the lion’s share….I know
I’m not God….I just wanna be one, yeah

And all you fuckin’ dicks who beat your chest
Don’t even think that I’m impressed
But they’re trying to take my wife my life my job, so…
Right now I need something for my brain
Right now I need to go insane

Need it now

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  1. 10.10.2019
    Lincoln, NE
    The Bourbon Theatre
  2. 10.11.2019
    Sioux Falls, SD
    The District
  3. 10.12.2019
    Winnipeg, Canada
    Burton Cummings Theatre
  4. 10.13.2019
    Fargo, ND
    Sanctuary Events Center

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This just in! CHICAGO and MCKEES ROCKS shows are SOLD OUT!

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Stoked for Riot Fest! We're gonna rock Bottom Lounge on September 14.

Tickets go on sale tomorrow!… https://t.co/e36VRvG3Js

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AMSTERDAM! Next Saturday! Be There!
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MALMO! Just a few more days!
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#☕☕☕ #GoForALL #ChainsawPophttps://t.co/uSVUz9Jtw2

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Every Descendents album is an event. Formed in ‘78, the band’s first releases have proven historic, and all the ones since have only further ...

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TONIGHT in Minneapolis with Iron Chic and No Parents.

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TONIGHT in Minneapolis with Iron Chic and No Parents.

#☕☕☕ #GoForALL #ChainsawPop #FrustratoRock #NerdCorehttps://t.co/Z3zsJYJ6Zq

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MINNEAPOLIS! See ya tomorrow!

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#☕☕☕ #GoForALL #ChainsawPophttps://t.co/KZNS1hYfzY

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SIOUX FALLS! Lost Harbor are gonna get the show started on October 11th at The District!

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Set a reminder! Limited edition ALL skate decks from @vannenwatches will be available for purchase on Saturday, Sep… https://t.co/9MCwbNkNuH

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@descendents

TONIGHT in Minneapolis with Iron Chic and No Parents.

#☕☕☕ #GoForALL #ChainsawPop #FrustratoRock #NerdCorehttps://t.co/Z3zsJYJ6Zq

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@descendents

MINNEAPOLIS! See ya tomorrow!

Get tickets if you haven't: https://t.co/ddftgOkGDa

#☕☕☕ #GoForALL #ChainsawPophttps://t.co/KZNS1hYfzY

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@descendents

SIOUX FALLS! Lost Harbor are gonna get the show started on October 11th at The District!

See ya there!

Get yer ti… https://t.co/vpEWsX3UaW

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@descendents

Chris Shary showing off his Smug Mug Mug!

The new, limited edition ALL skateboard deck is now available for purcha… https://t.co/kKDlV1to0i

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@descendents

Set a reminder! Limited edition ALL skate decks from @vannenwatches will be available for purchase on Saturday, Sep… https://t.co/9MCwbNkNuH

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@descendents

This just in! CHICAGO and MCKEES ROCKS shows are SOLD OUT!

Make sure you get yer tickets for the rest of these sho… https://t.co/FxX8xiGBya

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@descendents

Stoked for Riot Fest! We're gonna rock Bottom Lounge on September 14.

Tickets go on sale tomorrow!… https://t.co/e36VRvG3Js

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@descendents

AMSTERDAM! Next Saturday! Be There!
Get your tickets here: https://t.co/AV7Wwte3Za

#☕☕☕ #GoForALL #ChainsawPophttps://t.co/3L1fC186Pk

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@descendents

MALMO! Just a few more days!
Get yer tickets here: https://t.co/AV7Wwte3Za

#☕☕☕ #GoForALL #ChainsawPophttps://t.co/uSVUz9Jtw2

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LINDAU! Don't miss your chance to get yer tickets!
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TORONTO! On September 7th we'll be storming RBC Echo Beach to rock MATTYFEST!

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