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Hypercaffium Spazzinate, Descendents

Lyrics

I'm not so easy on the eye
It's been said my face can make an onion cry
I mean no harm, but I've got the charm
Of a murdering serial raper
I never get none, and I know why
But there's more to me than meets the eye
The real live me ain’t certified
But I look good on paper

Statistically I'm far above the rest
I do my homework, never have to guess
My social life's an empty wreck
Romance is an alien labor
There are things about me you'll never know
Unless you scratch the surface and look below
My resume is solid gold
I look good on paper

I got straight A's on every test
A perfect credit score
My ledgers never in the red
I look good on paper

I never get none, and I know why
But there’s more to me than meets the eye
If you got the time I'm qualified
I look good on pape

Upcoming Shows

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  1. 6.21.2019
    Clisson, France
    Hellfest
  2. 6.22.2019
    Scheeßel, Germany
    Hurricane Festival
  3. 6.23.2019
    Neuhausen ob Eck, Germany
    Southside Festival
  4. 6.25.2019
    Sesto San Giovanni, Italy
    Carroponte
  5. 6.26.2019
    Wels, Austria
    Alter Schlachthof Wels

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STOKED for these shows this fall!

We're excited to be playing with Iron Chic, No Parents, Joyce Manor, and Night B… https://t.co/m729Op1zlG

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We'll be in the UK for Rebellion Punk Music Festival in August! Milo shared some thoughts with Kerrang!

#Punkhttps://t.co/coKIgAiy8M

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MORE SHOWS! Check 'em out!

We'll be playing with @noparentss and @IronChicTheBand in September and @JoyceManor and… https://t.co/hfHsH1LpUP

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Descendents

Descendents

Every Descendents album is an event. Formed in ‘78, the band’s first releases have proven historic, and all the ones since have only further ...

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Get Tourage tickets HERE: https://t.co/AV7Wwte3Za

25 June, Sesto San Giovanni, IT @ Carroponte
26 June, Wels, AT… https://t.co/90oocGqkRg

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@descendents

Get Tourage tickets HERE: https://t.co/AV7Wwte3Za

25 June, Sesto San Giovanni, IT @ Carroponte
26 June, Wels, AT… https://t.co/90oocGqkRg

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@descendents

Get Tourage tickets HERE: https://t.co/AV7Wwte3Za

25 June, Sesto San Giovanni, IT @ Carroponte
26 June, Wels, AT… https://t.co/90oocGqkRg

See Original

@descendents

STOKED for these shows this fall!

We're excited to be playing with Iron Chic, No Parents, Joyce Manor, and Night B… https://t.co/m729Op1zlG

See Original

@descendents

We'll be in the UK for Rebellion Punk Music Festival in August! Milo shared some thoughts with Kerrang!

#Punkhttps://t.co/coKIgAiy8M

See Original

@descendents

MORE SHOWS! Check 'em out!

We'll be playing with @noparentss and @IronChicTheBand in September and @JoyceManor and… https://t.co/hfHsH1LpUP

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@descendents

Tomorrow night! Catch us in Hawaii at @JoinTheRepublik with MistermeaneR and @SUPERFUCThawaii

Be there.

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HONOLULU! We're stoked for Friday's show, are you!?

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