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Hypercaffium Spazzinate, Descendents

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I'm not so easy on the eye
It's been said my face can make an onion cry
I mean no harm, but I've got the charm
Of a murdering serial raper
I never get none, and I know why
But there's more to me than meets the eye
The real live me ain’t certified
But I look good on paper

Statistically I'm far above the rest
I do my homework, never have to guess
My social life's an empty wreck
Romance is an alien labor
There are things about me you'll never know
Unless you scratch the surface and look below
My resume is solid gold
I look good on paper

I got straight A's on every test
A perfect credit score
My ledgers never in the red
I look good on paper

I never get none, and I know why
But there’s more to me than meets the eye
If you got the time I'm qualified
I look good on pape

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CHINA! We'll see you at the end of April!

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@descendents

LAWRENCE! Only a few hours left to snag yer tickets online. See you soon!

#Punk #PunkRock

https://t.co/444YJTrTMm

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@descendents

LITTLE ROCK! The doors at @RevRoomLR open at 7. Be there!

#Punk #PunkRock #PunkRockShow

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@descendents

Ticket links for our shows in China can be found here: https://t.co/teAbXHFcYN

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@descendents

CHINA! We'll see you at the end of April!

We're stoked for these shows with Round Eye, The Flood, Hangnail, Smegm… https://t.co/Pj5PuphE1h

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@descendents

JAPAN! We're stoked to be playing with ENTH in Nagoya, NAMBA69 in Shibuya, and GOOD4NOTHING in Osaka!

Tsutaya O-Ea… https://t.co/Dc0qC3umaY

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We'll be in LITTLE ROCK, AR on the 9th, and LAWRENCE, KS on the 10th of March with our friends Pears and Ultimate F… https://t.co/8HCU42CzfJ

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BIRMINGHAM! Stoked to be playing with Pears and Qualifier at Zydeco.
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