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Hypercaffium Spazzinate, Descendents

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I'm not so easy on the eye
It's been said my face can make an onion cry
I mean no harm, but I've got the charm
Of a murdering serial raper
I never get none, and I know why
But there's more to me than meets the eye
The real live me ain’t certified
But I look good on paper

Statistically I'm far above the rest
I do my homework, never have to guess
My social life's an empty wreck
Romance is an alien labor
There are things about me you'll never know
Unless you scratch the surface and look below
My resume is solid gold
I look good on paper

I got straight A's on every test
A perfect credit score
My ledgers never in the red
I look good on paper

I never get none, and I know why
But there’s more to me than meets the eye
If you got the time I'm qualified
I look good on pape

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Every Descendents album is an event. Formed in ‘78, the band’s first releases have proven historic, and all the ones since have only further ...

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We're heading North! Catch us in NE, SD, ND, and Manitoba in a few days!

Check the schedule and get yer tickets if… https://t.co/HWFYmeS3S5

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@descendents

FARGO! Let's ROCK! October 13th at Sanctuary Events Center.

Tickets: https://t.co/AV7Wwte3Za

#☕☕☕ #GoForALLhttps://t.co/CvE5mMb6I0

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SIOUX FALLS! October 11th. The District. Be there!

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LINCOLN! See you at the Bourbon Theater on October 10!

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#☕☕☕ #GoForALLhttps://t.co/wNLOlCWLVb

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TONIGHT in Minneapolis with Iron Chic and No Parents.

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MINNEAPOLIS! See ya tomorrow!

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SIOUX FALLS! Lost Harbor are gonna get the show started on October 11th at The District!

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