No Fat Burger

Hypercaffium Spazzinate, Descendents

Lyrics

Can’t have no more juicy burgers
Can’t have no more greasy fries
Doctor took my lipid profile
He told me I’m barely alive

No more fat
No more fat
No more chicken pot pies, no more chorizo
I can’t have that

Got this problem from my father
Grampa died at 45
Heart attack and a triple bypass
Future’s looking very bright

No more fat
No more fat
No more apple fritters, no more ice cream
I can’t have that
No more fat
No more fat
I like food, but all the food that tastes good…
I can’t have that

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We're heading North! Catch us in NE, SD, ND, and Manitoba in a few days!

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FARGO! Let's ROCK! October 13th at Sanctuary Events Center.

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#☕☕☕ #GoForALLhttps://t.co/CvE5mMb6I0

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SIOUX FALLS! October 11th. The District. Be there!

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LINCOLN! See you at the Bourbon Theater on October 10!

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TONIGHT in Minneapolis with Iron Chic and No Parents.

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MINNEAPOLIS! See ya tomorrow!

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