No Fat Burger

Hypercaffium Spazzinate, Descendents

Lyrics

Can’t have no more juicy burgers
Can’t have no more greasy fries
Doctor took my lipid profile
He told me I’m barely alive

No more fat
No more fat
No more chicken pot pies, no more chorizo
I can’t have that

Got this problem from my father
Grampa died at 45
Heart attack and a triple bypass
Future’s looking very bright

No more fat
No more fat
No more apple fritters, no more ice cream
I can’t have that
No more fat
No more fat
I like food, but all the food that tastes good…
I can’t have that

Upcoming Shows

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  1. 6.21.2019
    Clisson, France
    Hellfest
  2. 6.22.2019
    Scheeßel, Germany
    Hurricane Festival
  3. 6.23.2019
    Neuhausen ob Eck, Germany
    Southside Festival
  4. 6.25.2019
    Sesto San Giovanni, Italy
    Carroponte
  5. 6.26.2019
    Wels, Austria
    Alter Schlachthof Wels

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STOKED for these shows this fall!

We're excited to be playing with Iron Chic, No Parents, Joyce Manor, and Night B… https://t.co/m729Op1zlG

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We'll be in the UK for Rebellion Punk Music Festival in August! Milo shared some thoughts with Kerrang!

#Punkhttps://t.co/coKIgAiy8M

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MORE SHOWS! Check 'em out!

We'll be playing with @noparentss and @IronChicTheBand in September and @JoyceManor and… https://t.co/hfHsH1LpUP

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Every Descendents album is an event. Formed in ‘78, the band’s first releases have proven historic, and all the ones since have only further ...

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Get Tourage tickets HERE: https://t.co/AV7Wwte3Za

25 June, Sesto San Giovanni, IT @ Carroponte
26 June, Wels, AT… https://t.co/90oocGqkRg

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@descendents

Get Tourage tickets HERE: https://t.co/AV7Wwte3Za

25 June, Sesto San Giovanni, IT @ Carroponte
26 June, Wels, AT… https://t.co/90oocGqkRg

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@descendents

Get Tourage tickets HERE: https://t.co/AV7Wwte3Za

25 June, Sesto San Giovanni, IT @ Carroponte
26 June, Wels, AT… https://t.co/90oocGqkRg

See Original

@descendents

STOKED for these shows this fall!

We're excited to be playing with Iron Chic, No Parents, Joyce Manor, and Night B… https://t.co/m729Op1zlG

See Original

@descendents

We'll be in the UK for Rebellion Punk Music Festival in August! Milo shared some thoughts with Kerrang!

#Punkhttps://t.co/coKIgAiy8M

See Original

@descendents

MORE SHOWS! Check 'em out!

We'll be playing with @noparentss and @IronChicTheBand in September and @JoyceManor and… https://t.co/hfHsH1LpUP

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@descendents

Tomorrow night! Catch us in Hawaii at @JoinTheRepublik with MistermeaneR and @SUPERFUCThawaii

Be there.

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HONOLULU! We're stoked for Friday's show, are you!?

See you at @JoinTheRepublik

Get yer tickets!

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