Is This Thing Cursed?

Is This Thing Cursed?, Alkaline Trio

Contributors
Writer: Daniel Andriano
Writer: Derek Grant
Producer: Cameron Webb
Writer: Matt Skiba
Lyrics

Is this thing cursed?

This goddamn thing’s the worst

Now one look in that direction

And everything starts to hurt

Is this thing cursed?

It’s been around for years

And every time my boat’s about tits up

That goddamn thing is near

I tried to throw it in the river

But it washed up in my sink

And now the city cut my water

And it’s all I have to drink

Is this thing cursed?

If it is then I’m the jerk

Who keeps on hanging around

When I simply should just burn it to the ground

Maybe it’s some kind of spell

That I’ve been living under

Collecting coins

found near a nightmare wishing well

Coldest regards

Signed my name and sealed the card

Tried to leave it all behind me

And almost blew up in my car

Is this thing cursed?

Is this thing cursed?

My haunted head aches so much worse

Than those that can’t remember

How dismemberment works

Is this thing cursed?

It’s been around for years

And every time my life’s about tits up

That goddamn thing is near

I tried to throw it in the river

But it washed up in my sink

And now the city cut my water

And it’s all I have to drink

Is this thing cursed?

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'Is This Thing Cursed?' is now available on vinyl at: https://t.co/ZvMdgGAPAm https://t.co/pXkYDiROyq

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'Is This Thing Cursed?' is now available on vinyl at: http://found.ee/alkalinetrio_store

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@alkaline_trio

Only one more show left on this run.
See you tomorrow, Santa Cruz!
https://t.co/gJxJJNJcAK https://t.co/VEvL9RbV3K

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Only one more show left on this run.
See you tomorrow, Santa Cruz!
http://alkalinetrio.com

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Alkaline Trio's new album Is This Thing Cursed? is available now. This is the band’s 9th studio release and their first new music ...

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Good evening on this All Hallows Eve. Thank you, Erika, for your beautiful work of art.

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First 3 shows sold out in minutes, so we've added a 4th and final date at @MetroChicago! Tickets on sale NOW at:… https://t.co/CsyEMagUvu

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There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.

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Good evening on this All Hallows Eve. Thank you, Erika, for your beautiful work of art.

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@alkaline_trio

First 3 shows sold out in minutes, so we've added a 4th and final date at @MetroChicago! Tickets on sale NOW at:… https://t.co/CsyEMagUvu

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First 3 shows sold out in minutes, so we've added a 4th and final date at Metro Chicago! Tickets on sale NOW at: http://bit.ly/2RqKv3f.

Oh, happy halloween too!!

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There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. Pre-sale starts right now at http://alkalinetrio.shofetti.com. General on-sale begins Fri 10/26 at noon.

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@alkaline_trio

There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.

Pre-sale starts right now at https://t.co/weOhXpwGFA. Gen… https://t.co/ReCqMRZDNU

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@alkaline_trio

'Is This Thing Cursed?' is now available on vinyl at: https://t.co/ZvMdgGAPAm https://t.co/pXkYDiROyq

See Original

'Is This Thing Cursed?' is now available on vinyl at: http://found.ee/alkalinetrio_store

Which song are you going to spin first?

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@alkaline_trio

Only one more show left on this run.
See you tomorrow, Santa Cruz!
https://t.co/gJxJJNJcAK https://t.co/VEvL9RbV3K

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Only one more show left on this run.
See you tomorrow, Santa Cruz!
http://alkalinetrio.com

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@alkaline_trio

Final week of the tour. SOLD OUT tonight at @hobsandiego. Still some tickets left for Tempe + Santa Cruz.

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