Is This Thing Cursed?

Is This Thing Cursed?, Alkaline Trio

Contributors
Writer: Daniel Andriano
Writer: Derek Grant
Producer: Cameron Webb
Writer: Matt Skiba
Lyrics

Is this thing cursed?

This goddamn thing’s the worst

Now one look in that direction

And everything starts to hurt

Is this thing cursed?

It’s been around for years

And every time my boat’s about tits up

That goddamn thing is near

I tried to throw it in the river

But it washed up in my sink

And now the city cut my water

And it’s all I have to drink

Is this thing cursed?

If it is then I’m the jerk

Who keeps on hanging around

When I simply should just burn it to the ground

Maybe it’s some kind of spell

That I’ve been living under

Collecting coins

found near a nightmare wishing well

Coldest regards

Signed my name and sealed the card

Tried to leave it all behind me

And almost blew up in my car

Is this thing cursed?

Is this thing cursed?

My haunted head aches so much worse

Than those that can’t remember

How dismemberment works

Is this thing cursed?

It’s been around for years

And every time my life’s about tits up

That goddamn thing is near

I tried to throw it in the river

But it washed up in my sink

And now the city cut my water

And it’s all I have to drink

Is this thing cursed?

Metro Chicago support announced!

ALSO- for these shows, we are doing a non-perishable food drive to benefit Lakeview Pantry. Bring two items to enter a raffle for the chance to win a signed setlist and poster. And mainly because it is a good cause!

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PUNK ROCK & Paintbrushes LA SHOW THIS WEEKEND at Innerspace Gallery. https://t.co/nlYOTYIukS

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PUNK ROCK & Paintbrushes LA SHOW THIS WEEKEND at Innerspace Gallery.

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On this #CyberMonday, we have FREE SHIPPING on all US orders in our online store! We've also added special-edition… https://t.co/ls0AHBGblx

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Alkaline Trio's new album Is This Thing Cursed? is available now. This is the band’s 9th studio release and their first new music ...

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Thank you, Chicago and all our friends at @metrochicago for an incredible four nights! https://t.co/XygwMBe8uc

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@alkaline_trio

Thank you, Chicago and all our friends at @metrochicago for an incredible four nights! https://t.co/XygwMBe8uc

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Thank you, Chicago and all our friends at Metro Chicago for an incredible four nights!

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Going live with our 101 WKQX now!

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Chicago, don't forget to bring a nonperishable item to the show tonight to help our friends at @lakeviewpantry, and… https://t.co/4adcqXouKF

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@alkaline_trio

.@MetroChicago support announced!

ALSO- for these shows, we are doing a non-perishable food drive to benefit… https://t.co/AUHkluFjvz

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@alkaline_trio

Thank you, Chicago and all our friends at @metrochicago for an incredible four nights! https://t.co/XygwMBe8uc

See Original

Thank you, Chicago and all our friends at Metro Chicago for an incredible four nights!

See Original

Going live with our 101 WKQX now!

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@alkaline_trio

Chicago, don't forget to bring a nonperishable item to the show tonight to help our friends at @lakeviewpantry, and… https://t.co/4adcqXouKF

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@alkaline_trio

.@MetroChicago support announced!

ALSO- for these shows, we are doing a non-perishable food drive to benefit… https://t.co/AUHkluFjvz

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Metro Chicago support announced!

ALSO- for these shows, we are doing a non-perishable food drive to benefit Lakeview Pantry. Bring two items to enter a raffle for the chance to win a signed setlist and poster. And mainly because it is a good cause!

See Original

@alkaline_trio

PUNK ROCK & Paintbrushes LA SHOW THIS WEEKEND at Innerspace Gallery. https://t.co/nlYOTYIukS

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PUNK ROCK & Paintbrushes LA SHOW THIS WEEKEND at Innerspace Gallery.

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@alkaline_trio

On this #CyberMonday, we have FREE SHIPPING on all US orders in our online store! We've also added special-edition… https://t.co/ls0AHBGblx

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On this Cyber Monday, we have FREE SHIPPING on all US orders in our online store! We've also added special-edition t-shirts to help fire fighters and victims of the California wildfires, a few remaining box sets and some tour merch! https://kingsroadmerch.com/alkaline-trio

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Whoa, Thanks Mike! To celebrate the 20 year anniversary of Goddamnit, Asian Man Records has released a one time pressing of
this beautiful VINYL picture disc. Pre-orders start shipping Thursday!
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